The amazing Yamcha returns!

yeah I know I totally haven't updated in a while. Yeah Well ysa see I've got my army ready, and I've been travelling around the world, to get my martial arts back to tip top shape.


So a few things have happened while I've been gone , looks like Veg head lost at some kind of game show. Also I'm appalled by the bad decision of the robin kid to fix up his friend with one of Vegeta's kids I mean I don't know much about the girl, But from what I got on Wikepedia, It seems like she's been through enough with out the possibility of being mind controlled into being a saiyan breeder.


Then again I could be wrong. Maybe the whole superpowerd bad boy thing gets teenage girls all moist or something. I don't know I'm not a teenage girl.

Whatever I know all you super guys in your watcthowers, and everything look down on me. Because I'm the regular human who just happened to have trained to get his powers. And I'm not some alien or something.

So the Buodokai huh? It's coming up? I really don't like them, some alien super powered retard keeps beating me in the first round. Yes I'm counting you too Tienshinhan!

Without further ado my army.


First is a reformed Goro!


Streetfighter Tournament winner Ryu


Morrigan Aensland the Darkstalker.


She keeps hitting on me. And finally this Gargoyle that Vegeta made fun of in his blog.

Soon The threat of Vegeta will be ended ! At the Budoaki! In front of the entire world!

I ain't working with no villians!

Well om I amend that a bit maybe the Local Henchman. Since he's went through A fight with Vegeta , and survived.That and at least he's not that evil. But you see I've been doing some research on this Black Plauge guy.

Well from what I know, he's a psycho path. Maybe as bad as Vegeta. Also he used Veeta's son as a hit man. So no I'm not going to throw in with this nut. Also While reading the so called " Crime Alley " blog I see Dracula wants to me as an ally?

Why would I want o join up with a movie monster? I Dunno I guess It's nice to be wanted for my powers skills. But seriously I'm a superhero. Why would I work with Nut cases , and monsters?



When I go down in history for saving this planet from that Alien Psycho. I don't want it to be marred by working with evil nuts. I'm still gathereing those that will help me , so I'll post when I finish.

The Battle is about to begin

Vegeta, is hiding the fact that I killed his son, and Grandson He's made up crazy stories that say I failed And They're still alive. Also They say I do not have Mirai's Magic sword.

Well here it is. See the picture.

The problem Is now vegeta has threatened me. He's going to kill me. So I decided to recruit people Who are powerful enough to even the scales. As for the pictures Of Bra yes I did send them to the Play hero magazine. So what if I embarrassed her?


If she's so humiliated leave the planet slut! It's not like half the male population of West City hasn't seen already. As for the Mirai Playgirl? I have nothing to do with that . It's probably one of his SHIELD buddies.

I suspect Wonder man look He keeps calling me, and sending me these e-mails . Email s with his picture like this.



Look here Wonder Man no matter what Vegeta says on his blog I'm not that way. If you are that's OK, but I'm not and I don't appreciate these unwanted pickup lines. I'll tell you about my recruitment drive later. When i get the soldiers in my army against The Prince of all Monkey aliens.

How I killed Mirai Trunks.

So when I heard that Vegeta had come back, I knew now was the time to strike before he started his plans for conquest anew. Si Sneak into Vampirella's mansion, and find Mirai broken , and beaten from his latest Vegito fight.


I jump on him , break his neck then I take his sword and stab him in the chest. Yes No power level! I killed him! The bastard is done! His magic sword then talks to me. " You are the chosen one! Now you must kill the one who would destroy all human kind!"

I run out elated. I see that damned boy Hot stuff I blast him with a Kamehameha! He was completley vaporised! Now I must leave the sword ells me I must wear aluminum foil on my head to keep Vegeta out of my mind!

I've figured it out!

That clever Minx Bulma has done something I never thugh tpossible. I guess she figured out that Mirai was trying to control her mind when he warned us about the androids. Damn Dr. Gero, And hid hand ripping into my chest!

Any way I was thinking on why there is two Trunkses. Then i figured it out ! Trunks and Mirai aren't the same person. Trunks is my son!

I guess too save my son's life while Bulma was first being mind controlled, she made our son , look like Mirai through Genetic manipulation! Too bad she's far too gone now! Which is why she's denying our reunion. But don't worry I will free her eventually! Then I'll get to know my son!

Success!

Today I went over the Capsule Corp.It seemed all the kids were out looking for Vegito. Well Bulma was happy to see me , and my new hair style. Very happy.

Yes We're back together!And nothing is going to break us up again! Take that Vegeta! finally Justice prevails! Not the evil aittle kid Justice either.


The mind control must be wearing off. I guess she'll be shocked and disgusted that she had so many of Vegeta's evil alien spawn.

War over before it's begun?

I read Veegta's blog, and it turns out Superboy Prime didn't kill him. Vegeta , and Goku Fused with to become Vegeto.

My old friend Goku is very naive. He totally buys Vegeta's hero act. But it could be possible that this fusion with Goku's truly heroic personality, could counter act Vegeta's evil.

And well the rest , like Mira, and Trunks don't seem to be planners. Thugh I may have to watch, Vince and Vella. I also know for a fact that the reasons Hotstuff , and Justice. ( What a horrible name for an evil creature, but that's how they trick you.) Made friends with Superboy, and Kid Flash is they Are trying to infiltrate, and destroy the Teen Titans from within.


But without their ring leader they may not be able to anything. I know Bra's marriage to Goten is in the is conspiracy of evil to Weaken SHIELD. And Nick Fury was dumb enough to let Goten back in after his betrayal during the Civil War.

Bra is a seductress, bitch. Look who she's weakened so far with her sexual wiles have made the formerly great hero Wonder man into a laughing stock. And turned Android 17 into a Emo baby!

She uses her body to turn Goten into her dupe.



Mark my words now Goten will betray SHIEld once again for a taste of that sweet sweet booty. Now with Vegeta gone though it's to get Bulma back. I went out , and got a new look . Check it out.

What do you mean it looks like a super saiyan? It totally does not look like a super saiyan! I'm not trying to look like Vegeta!!! Arrrgh!